Observational Oddities

February 08, 2007


Anna Nicole is dead.



..and yet...why do we care? Is it because she's a trailer trash stripper known to be famous simply for being famous?

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What was the fascination with this woman? Stripper, centerfold, gold digger, reality TV joke, spokesperson. Without the official autopsy, mere speculation upon the cause of death could be interesting. You might think that one day another urban legend would start about her like the one about Mikey from Life cereal commercials died eating pop rocks and drinking Coca Cola. I believe the great conspiracy will be when we find out that the Trim Spa weight loss was really a result of some sort of weight loss surgery and the whole system was a sham. Although the autopsy will be started this weekend, it would make one wonder if they'd even release the truth. Then again, it's not like she had the fortitude to have these instructions written somewhere because hell, who thinks they would die at 39?

It's a pity she looked her best just before death.

Posted by Darkstar at February 8, 2007 11:40 PM | TrackBack
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