March 15, 2006

The saga of socks

I was doing the laundry the other day and that's when I started to wonder about sock demographics so I began writing a moblog about it.

You can't have white socks playing with the black socks, because they eventually end up acting too much like the black socks. Then they'll end up going out and getting some bling and a big heeled sock or even some old fishnet stocking with holes. When they get holes, you always have to stich them up. I just can't stand all those scabby stitches and holes.

When white socks marry purple socks, they end up making little lavender or pink socks and those are the ones you have to always look out for because the pink socks always get beat up by other white socks in back
alleys or they start trying to pick up the black socks in bars. They like the black socks big strong reinforced toes.

Yellow socks are too smart for all this strife. They sit around the sock drawer studying most of the time. Possibly because ...well face it, when do you have the opportunity to wear a yellow sock?

Blue socks have issues of their own. Baby blue socks are too naive for the world as we know it.
Navy blue socks are too busy trying to act like black socks.Royal blue socks are only that way because they are horndogs and never get any any release. They usually end up in cheap bars swigging bottles
of bleach trying to forget their problems.

Red socks play baseball.Dark red socks are usually found smoking tax free cigarettes and
overcharging the white socks in casinos. Usually they get their very own drawer separately reserved from the rest of the socks.

Green socks and Argyle socks often like to tie one on together. But if they get too far imbibed, one ends up pregnant. Usually they end up with some strange looking long sock with multicolored separated toes.

I think the dryer is done now. I need to go home and get away from laundry.

Posted by Darkstar at March 15, 2006 10:22 PM