Joe Pesci said it in Lethal Weapon: "They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru!!" Well for once I think I may have gotten some justice.
11:00pm: I went to the McDonalds drive thru window. She begins to take the order. The order pretty much mostly has everything for the other people involved.... Until it's time to get to me. I order 2 fajitas and a grilled chicken club sandwich. From there it starts.
"What kind of sandwich? Crispy of Grilled?"
"Grilled"
"OK. And what else?"
"How about a California Cobb salad?"
"Grilled or Crispy?"
"Grilled."
"Ok...oh wait. We don't have anymore grilled chicken, only
crispy."
"Ok... But you just HAD grilled for the sandwich!"
"Yes that was the last one."
"Make more."
"We're not doing that sir."
"So you don't have any salads?"
"We have crispy only. "
"OK..forget the salad ."
"We're onto the late night menu."
"What's that?"
"Numbers 1 through 11."
"I'll take a fish sandwich from number 10"
"We don't have anymore."
"You don't have FISH?!?! You just told me to order from the
menu!"
"Well we're out of that."
**The Garbage Truck came. It made a LOT of noise **
"Awwww HELL!! WHERE'S the hidden camera?!?!?! Well... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE?!? Read back the order, the little screen timed out! I can't read my order. Will you put it back up in the screen?"
"A number 2 plain with Sprite, a Crispy chicken club sandwich only, and GRILLED chicken sandwich only, 2 cheeseburgers and a California Cobb salad."
"NO NO! I said 'forget the salad' unless you have grilled. Do you have grilled?"
"No sir, we only have crispy."
"Then why the fuck would you put that in when I asked you not to?"
"Drive to the next window please."
I drive to the next window... And there's a sign that says "Next Window Please" handwritten. I must have frazzled the kid. So I kept driving. I went to the next window. They happily gave me my drink...and the food...and I was about to balk about the salad I took off of the order... Then I noticed one missing element...
They never asked for payment.
I suppose it's odd justice to suffer the insufferability of a horrible and incompetent night staff.
Kids... Go to college. Or at least finish High School. Don't be this moron girl.
um um um....you didnt PAY????.....you mean they didnt ASK for renumination??????????
WHOA..I dont have that luck....
welllll..since they didnt have what you wanted, and they SAID they weren't going to make what you wanted...they should PAY YOU for your trouble of placing your order...and actually GOING to their establishment....
heh...
Supplicated by: fatamorgana at September 9, 2005 11:39 PMHa... ha... ha!!! It's just as funny the second time. Oh well, that's what you get for going to McDonalds.
Supplicated by: Leyla at September 11, 2005 02:08 PM