I have yet to rant about spam. But now it's over the line. Bestiality...granny fucking... viagra... Texas Hold'em... I'm sick of it. Not like you spammy bastids read the shit I actually WRITE anyway. You'll just continue to spew your useless links and STILL have yet to figure out that you need to be approved, which is no problem because you don't actually take the time to see what's going on anyway.
OH! and those horrible comments that try to convince me you stopped byand actually READ the thing! :
"Nice site. Glad I came by!"
"great stuff! I'll be back often!"
"That good point!" (finish the fucking sentence, idiot.)
Or worse, when they post some great philosophical comment that may have fit on one of my other entries... Only it was posted to the one about my kittens shitting problems. Nice. Morons. One step below the "form letter".
Keep your horny geriatric women (or as they spell it, "matuer" in the email name), your Cialis and you're multiple spellings of Viagra off my blog!
If you, dear loyal daily reader, have had a ridiculous comment posted by a spammer that's just too funny or too stupid... Post it in comments below in quotes. Then post a comment on the blogger aboves blog. Don't forget to say "Darkstar sent you... You should blogroll him, he's a pisser" or whatever. Just mention I sent you.
As for the spammers? Go haunt a house. It's bad enough the Russians have invaded my guestbook and they bring a gazillion worthless spam links. And they're worse because they make promises that they'll be back often. Who needs that?
I don't want the spammers dead. I just want them ....fingerless and voxless. That way, they can't type to add more spam.
I don't have the quote but I think the strangest I've gotten yet was the "Great Granny Incest Porn!" one. Haven't had anything quite that warped since.
Supplicated by: WebKittyn at August 19, 2005 08:10 PMYou did hear that the largest russian spammer was found beaten to death in his apartment a few weeks back, didn't you?
And the buggers use an automated program that just spits out random stuff that may or may not fit. As you say, they don't really care, so long as they get clickage.
Supplicated by: Meathe at August 21, 2005 03:29 PM